Jokes from 1/2D
Q: What do you call an alien that is not on Mars?
A: A human being
Mac Sellings
Q: What do you call a corn that is in a competitive game?
A: Corn-petitive
Louis Bristow
Q: What's a strawberry's favourite book to read?
A: Berry tales
Stevie Brennan
Q: What did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he gets a hole in one.
Judah Hayman
Q: When are humans bears?
A: When they are barefooted
Oscar Parkinson-Hall
Q: There were two twins, one was twenty, the other one was twenty too. How were they twins?
A: Because they are both twenty.
Oscar Parkinson-Hall.
